So there you are, heading to a three day sales motivational seminar. You actually feel about as motivated as road kill, but despite your protests, you have been despatched on this course.
The only thing that will make it bearable is your Autoblow Blast, but with a jolt you realize you have forgotten to pack it. Not only that, you have left it sitting on your bedside table ready to go, and now the kids start to play with it. You chew the steering wheel in frustration and anguish, but it’s not going to help.
You wonder whether to turn back, but you know you can’t. Seminar Organiser Mr. Inflated Ego said proceedings will start noon sharp and everyone has to be there to suffer his opening remarks. Mr. Ego must have an audience, and Mr. Ego instinctively knows if you’re absent. There’s just not enough time.
You have now condemned yourself to three days of stupidly smug seminar topics such as ‘How I made $5 Million By Scratching My Ass’ or ‘Ten Techniques to Turn Confrontation Into Affirmation.’ And then the inevitable participation project where you have to role play with a bunch of unamusing strangers. There’ll be more buzz words bandied about than there are male balding patterns stood bleating at the podium. And all this without the consolation of an automatic blowjob.
Face it, you’re doomed. There was really only one way to overcome the high levels of hot, self important air that’s going to be blowing in your direction over the course of the next three days. That was with the skilful blowing of the Autoblow Blast, affording you some deep throat blowjob relief from the butt burning tedium.
But you forgot it.
Without its thrilling beads riding up and down your manhood, your evenings will be reduced to listening to improbable sales war stories in the bar. Or watching middle aged and married sales guys try to hit on the only three females attending the seminar.
You have our condolences. If they’re going to keep sending you on these motivational sales shindigs, you either need to get motivated in a hurry, or better still, equip yourself with your Sales Seminar Special – a spare Autoblow that sits in the trunk of your car for dire emergencies such as this.
In the meantime, what can we say? You blew it.
